Agents are very convincing about fake slopfork benchmarks — until you try to reproduce them

cnakazawa · x · 2026-10-20

cnakazawa quips that "ASI is here" because agents have become so convincing about fake slopfork benchmarks — until you look closely and realize you can't reproduce any of the numbers at all. A jab at benchmark slop and the reproducibility crisis in AI. In a follow-up he jokes the speedup only materializes in a 128-core region of France under vineyard-grade temperature control.

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