Costume party pun: 'Your costume's too small to be a harp' — 'Are you calling me a lyre?'

dioscuri · x · 2026-10-29

A classic English pun making the rounds: at a costume party, someone dressed as a harp gets told their costume is too small, and retorts, "Are you calling me a lyre?" (a play on liar).

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