Tech joke: it'll be 3067 and the Dyson sphere will still run on PHP
MickeySteamboat · x · 2026-10-29
A widely shared programmer joke: 'It will be the year 3067 and the Dyson sphere will still run on PHP' — poking fun at the immortal lifespan of legacy code, where even the most futuristic engineering may rest on decades-old languages forever.
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