A Satirical Five-Step Plan to Guarantee an AI Slowdown, Starting With Anthropic
kchonyc · x · 2026-09-13
Responding to Dario Amodei's slowdown essay, a user proposes a tongue-in-cheek five-step plan: lock all Anthropic employees out, delete all code, weights and datasets, sue departing hires, then auction off the IP over decades—satirizing why unilateral slowdown won't work.
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