Field guide to dating in SF: if she asks how many GPUs you have, she's a spy
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-11-11
Riffing on this week's tech news, @techunicorn published a spoof "Dating in San Francisco for Dummies" guide: how to tell if she likes you or she's a spy — including tips like "if she asks how many GPUs you have, she's probably a spy" and "if you have Anthropic stock, she probably likes you."
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