Funniest AGI benchmark: give it an enterprise Jira and wait
Kyrannio · x · 2026-11-03
X user Kyrannio jokes that the funniest possible AGI benchmark would be handing the model an enterprise Jira instance and timing how long before it requests euthanasia—a jab at both corporate ticketing hell and AGI evaluation culture.
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