Satirical 'Humanity Analytics' pricing page sells 8B humans' behavioral data to AI agents
YogeshMalik · x · 2026-10-31
A satirical fake pricing page for "Humanity Analytics" sells insights on 8 billion humans to AI agents, from $99/mo Basic up to a $9,999/mo "Enterprise+" tier featuring live human surveillance, neurological mapping, and quantum prediction — complete with fake stats like 2.84 PB/sec ingestion and a 94.3% behavioral predictability index. A sharp meme about the agent economy monetizing human uncertainty.
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