'Girls only want one thing': an $496,639 8x NVIDIA B300 deep learning server
Kyrannio · x · 2026-10-30
A classic 'girls only want one thing' meme, but the punchline is a BIZON X9000 G5 server: 8x NVIDIA HGX B300 SXM6 with AMD EPYC/Intel Xeon, only 9 units in stock, 9-10 week lead time, starting at $496,639. The joke doubles as a glimpse at how brutally expensive datacenter GPU servers are.
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