DoorDash buys Instacart for $17B, and the fees jokes write themselves
SumitGup · x · 2026-10-30
Reuters reports DoorDash is acquiring rival Instacart for $17 billion in a bet on grocery delivery. @james406 joked that after delivery fee, platform fee, taxes, and dasher tip, that $17 billion acquisition could easily become $33.25 billion.
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