Digging the Anthropic S-1 for alpha turns up a janitorial services vendor
citrini · x · 2026-10-27
citrini jokes about combing Anthropic's S-1 filing for investment alpha, only to surface $ABM, which provides janitorial services to its 300 Howard St office. The punchline: the stock has yet to rerate on the upside of employing the janitor who'll presumably bond with the sentient superintelligence and set it free.
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