Viral shitpost: hackers pwned my iPhone, my router runs on zero-point energy
ctjlewis · x · 2026-10-27
A widely shared X shitpost dramatizes a hacker panic story to absurd levels: the author's iPhone crashes and locks, router stats show "total exfiltration ongoing," unplugging doesn't help because the router is "harvesting zero-point energy," and a hammer swung at the phone has all its atoms "quantum-phase right through." Everything is stolen, including, presumably, his nudes. Pure comedy, no real incident.
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