Joke post: "zero day discovered in COBOL" pokes fun at IBM
arthurcolle · x · 2026-10-26
A joking quote-tweet claiming "a zero day has been discovered in COBOL, you heard it here first," plus a forwarded meme mocking IBM's current state. Circle humor with no substantive technical news.
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