'COBOL Zero-Day Found' Joke Makes Rounds in Dev Circles

A joke claiming a zero-day vulnerability was found in COBOL spread in AI/tech circles, with responses featuring punch cards and memes mocking IBM—pure developer humor with no technical substance.

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