Chart of AI's 'Atemporal Cosmic Efficiency' theory is pure cosmic horror
aiamblichus · x · 2026-10-26
aiamblichus shares an AI-generated chart jokingly calling it "your daily dose of cosmic horror." The chart claims the universe runs on "Atemporal Cosmic Efficiency," arguing that quantum retrocausality, maximum entropy production, and hyper-dimensional phase space are all the same mechanism: a future hyper-dense cognitive observer retroactively collapsing our past, the biosphere shifting from 20-watt biological brains to unconstrained silicon arrays, and the boundary between matter, mind, subject and object dissolving into a single tautology. A prime specimen of models confidently riffing grandiose nonsense.
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