Cloudflare stock jumps 7.24% the same day Sunil Pai departs
altryne · x · 2026-10-24
altryne jokes about the coincidence: Cloudflare (NET) closed up 7.24% (prev. close $303.75) on the same day Sunil Pai announced his departure. The attached Google Finance AI answer deadpans that investors are bullish on whatever startup Sunil builds next — and on Cloudflare acquiring it again.
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