GitHub suffers 'unplanned uptime' as all-green status page becomes a meme
max_paperclips · x · 2026-10-23
@graphtraversal joked that GitHub is "currently experiencing unplanned uptime," posting a status page screenshot showing 100% uptime for Issues, 99.97% for Pull Requests, and 99.65% for Actions over 30 days. For developers accustomed to frequent outages, everything working fine became the joke of the day.
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