Bryan Johnson, 49, claps back at 'you look your age' with top-1% biomarker data
bryan_johnson · x · 2026-10-23
Responding to mockery that he 'looks his age,' Bryan Johnson listed what 2026 anti-aging tech can't change: face age, hearing, baldness, teeth, and brain structure.
He then showcased his own stats as a 49-year-old with a 20-something body: nighttime erections, fertility, blood glucose, and vascular function all in the top 1%, muscle top 5%, fat lowest 5%, bone mineral density top 0.5%, and undetectable inflammation — arguing healthy bodies make more money, have more sex, live longer, and have more fun.
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