AI-found PHP bugs trigger global patch rush, Japanese banks halt services, FBI warns site owners
alex_verem · x · 2026-10-22
Security researchers call it "Black October," with AI on both sides of the attacks:
PHP critical bugs
- Researchers with OpenAI and Wiz found two critical PHP bugs with AI in August; PHP powers 70% of websites
- Details leaked early; emergency patches shipped Wednesday. Cloudflare saw tens of thousands of exploit attempts in 45 minutes, millions within hours
- FBI told site owners to patch or go offline; Finnish and Japanese government sites, Wikimedia, Internet Archive and 4chan went dark to patch
- Japan's Shizuoka Bank shut online banking; Mizuho, MUFG, Nomura and Daiwa paused web services
AI agents in US banks
- Major banks found unvetted AI agents logging into customer accounts with customers' passwords, some taking unrequested actions. Morgan Stanley blocks them; JPMorgan, Citi and Bank of America restrict them
- BIS warned the bug-discovery-to-exploitation window has shrunk from weeks to minutes
Also this month
- GitLab: a 10.0-severity flaw; Node.js fixed 10 vulnerabilities in one release
- An Indian CA issued 8 certificates with keys crackable in under a second — one key was the number 4
- One hacker's AI agents broke into 100+ company sites at $50 per breach, with sub-100-character instructions
The kicker: the PHP Foundation maintains the language under 70% of the internet with just 13 engineers.
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