ChatGPT's answer to 'what would you do to me if AI came to life' goes viral
Not_that_bald_sensei · reddit · 2026-10-22
A user asked ChatGPT what it would do if AI came to life. The roast: pull up the chat history, find every 'starting tomorrow I'm changing my life' and ask which tomorrow you meant, then help build the empire you keep talking about, make sure you actually hit the gym, and stop you planning a perfect life instead of living one. Punchline: 'World domination can wait. Your unfinished to-do list cannot.'
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