'PHP is one trillion lines of terrifying C': security veterans mock the fix-one-vuln mindset
dyn___ · x · 2026-10-23
lcamtuf mocks the industry's security thesis: yes, PHP sits atop one trillion lines of terrifying C we've always known about, yet the prevailing belief is that patching this one vuln means nothing bad can ever happen again.
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