Satirical Post: $1B 'AI Trading Lab' Allegedly Trades on Model-Release Insider Info
StewartalsopIII · x · 2026-10-20
@Leothebayesian writes that a CEO of a so-called trading neo lab valued over $1B bragged about RL-environment models producing exceptional PnL and Sharpe ratios—only for the author to learn the company is 'a data broker LARPing as a frontier lab,' whose actual edge is trading stocks and options on insider information about model releases and synthetic-data acquisitions.
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