Viral joke: developer to assign one Jira ticket to every kid in America
lennysan · x · 2026-10-20
A viral X joke: the author says that next year he will assign one of his Jira tickets to every kid in America, calling it "the first of many." The gag about kids inheriting worker-style ticket quotas spread widely after Lenny Rachitsky retweeted it.
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