'Beautiful maths, useless models': a scaling lesson from variational inference work

RylanSchaeffer · x · 2026-10-20

Schaeffer recounts three papers on streaming variational inference for Bayesian nonparametric models (with Weiwei Pan, Blake Bordelon, Yilun Du and others), chosen hoping such models could reconcile odd associative-learning findings with memory engram research. The verdict: the maths were beautiful but the models useless against deep learning. His lesson — sophisticated methods that don't scale lose to simple methods that do. The attached figure shows the Dynamical Chinese Restaurant Process under four dynamics, comparing Monte Carlo samples with their analytical recursion.

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