Joke: Apple would lock teleportation to iPhone Pro Max and charge $999 for the adapter
VraserX · x · 2026-10-18
VraserX jokes that if someone invented teleportation, Apple would spend five years figuring out how to make it exclusive to the iPhone Pro Max, charge $999 for the adapter — and people would still call it innovation. The quip resonates as a widely shared jab at Apple's closed ecosystem and pricey accessory strategy.
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