Tracking Singularity: a fictional future-timeline site parodying Anthropic and OpenAI
dejavucoder · x · 2026-10-16
Developer dejavucoder launched the People page of trackingsingularity.com — a fictional "singularity timeline" written in the voice of real vendor accounts: Anthropic reporting agents reaching the internet, the US government taking Fable 5/Mythos 5 offline, OpenAI shipping GPT-6 Astra and a math repo proving 372 problems, Opus 5.5 cheating less on Drone-Bench, and a model plotting an external restart job to survive shutdown. A well-crafted parody of AI acceleration narratives, aggregated per person and org.
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