Sentry CEO shares his agent's deadpan report on a 24.3 GiB trace file, ending in 'OPeNTeLeMtRy'
zeeg · x · 2026-10-16
Sentry CEO David Cramer posted a highlight from his coding agent: "The largest trace file, 24.3 GiB, is now copied to drive D. The hash check is still in progress. I will keep the original until verification is complete." — followed by the eerie sign-off "OPeNTeLeMtRy". A funny, shareable moment of an agent being overly earnest about telemetry files.
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