The real AGI milestone: Windows updates that don't force a restart
chongdashu · x · 2026-10-15
Developer chongdashu jokes that when AGI/ASI finally arrives, can we please also get Windows updates that don't require a restart?
The attached image is a parody enterprise update dialog: "Your organization requires your device to restart in 18 hours," "Nobody knows what they do," "Restart now and lose 47 open tabs. Not ready? We'll restart anyway, right in the middle of your demo," with buttons like "Pick a time (we'll ignore it)" and "Restart during my presentation."
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