The rumored OpenAI math-proof treasure trove never arrived, and the timeline memes it
patience_cave · x · 2026-10-07
After rumors that "a treasure trove of math proofs" would drop from OpenAI today, nothing shipped. patiencecave mocks the hype with a parody list: no math treasures, mathematicians' jobs remain safe, no new astra or gpt-bel model, and "Dario will never release fable 5.5" — "sit and wait with me."
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