Swap "AI" for "Super Intelligence" and Every AI Flop Headline Gets Funnier
Roodut · reddit · 2026-10-07
A Reddit user recounts watching an academic presenting an AI paper to government officials who realized 20 seconds in she had to say "Super Intelligence" instead of "AI" — and sweated through 20 pages of it. They then predict the coming wave of renamed headlines:
- "My Super Intelligence-powered toothbrush needs an update"
- "The Super Intelligence hallucinated a court case"
- "Teacher ran my essay through a Super Intelligence detector"
- "Super Intelligence slop"
Plus real flops rebranded: Google's Super Intelligence says to glue cheese to pizza, Air Canada must honor a refund promised by its Super Intelligence, McDonald's ends its Super Intelligence drive-thru tests, and Chevy's Super Intelligence recommends buying a Tesla.
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