After two 7-hour United delays, exec pens 'I hope this email finds you in hell'
docmilanfar · x · 2026-10-03
Milanfar, a Color AI exec, vented over two separate 7+ hour United flight delays with a parody poem twisting 'I hope this email finds you well' into 'I hope this email finds you in hell / at the bottom of a well.'
Followers dubbed it 'poetry for when your United flight is delayed.'
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