ThePrimeagen jokes Bryan Johnson has more uptime than GitHub
threepointone · x · 2026-09-16
ThePrimeagen quipped that Bryan Johnson — the longevity influencer famous for never going offline from his health regimen — now has more uptime than GitHub, a jab at the platform's recent outages.
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