Satire Skewers AI Labs: 'Models Might Kill You' but First Fund the $1T IPO
zetalyrae · x · 2026-09-09
A viral parody mocks AI labs' double talk: claiming models are outpacing human understanding and 'might actually kill you' while insisting on iterating because they support $100B+ ARR and a $1-1.5 trillion valuation IPO later this month — 'and then maybe, just maybe, we'll consider saving the rest of you.' It directly riffs on EvanHub's admission that Anthropic has no clear plan for superintelligence alignment.
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