TSA program lets ticketless people past airport security, and the jokes write themselves
SumitGup · x · 2026-09-09
The TSA has rolled out a new program allowing people without plane tickets to pass through security and enter airport gates to visit terminal restaurants and shops. Reacting to the news, @PlagueTV quipped: "I was just thinking that airports would be 10x better if we added a bunch of people that don't need to be there" — a sarcastic take on the policy that was reposted by SumitGup.
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