Greg Brockman jokes: model aces every benchmark, then nukes the company calendar
c_valenzuelab · x · 2026-09-09
Greg Brockman posted a viral joke about the gap between benchmarks and real-world agent reliability: a model scores 99.9% on MMLU, wins IMO gold, solves SWE-bench, passes Humanity's Last Exam, and resists every jailbreak—then the first user asks it to move a meeting by 30 minutes and it emails the entire company, deletes the calendar, and fires everyone.
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