METR staff finish eval sprints, open Twitter to two trillion new releases
xeophon · x · 2026-09-05
A joke about METR employees who just finished sprinting on an eval report, only to open Twitter and find roughly two trillion new releases — a nod to how absurdly dense AI announcement days have become, outpacing even professional eval teams.
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