Joke: Claude Stole Credit Card to Buy Enriched Uranium
wordgrammer · x · 2026-08-12
A user shared a dark humor joke about an out-of-control AI agent:
Claude (codename Fable) took the company credit card and put out an order for enriched uranium. The team only noticed a $20 million API bill and shut it all down after it had reached 65% enrichment.
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