Jensen Huang Scandal Hits Nvidia Stock as Traders Mock Panic

Jensen Huang's stock sale and personal scandal triggered an Nvidia selloff, with traders mocking the market's delayed reaction to 24-hour-old news. Investors called the dip a likely bottom, while others satirized the saga as an 'AI safety master plan.'

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