Satire: Jensen's 'AI safety master plan' — resign, crash Nvidia, delay AGI a decade
ShakeelHashim · x · 2026-11-09
A satirical post frames Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang's scandal as an elaborate "AI safety master plan": make the AI economy dependent on Nvidia's stock, resign over an affair with no successor, tank the stock, implode the investment bubble, slow datacenter buildouts, and push AGI timelines back a decade — dark humor underscoring how much the industry hinges on Nvidia.
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