Physicist Seriously Analyzes Running a Fly Connectome on Adult Toys

A joke about buttplug.io hardware evolved into a serious analysis by physicist Anders Sandberg, who concluded that running the 30M-synapse fruit fly connectome on adult toys is barely feasible, though Doom runs fine.

2026-09-11 ~ 2026-09-12 · 3 related posts

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