Satire mocks board for caring more about affairs than the trillion-dollar AI business
kevinnbass · x · 2026-11-14
A sarcastic X post quoting Craig Weiss's remark that "there's a problem with the board if they care more about romantic affairs over business affairs." Kevin Bass parodies the board's imagined interrogation: "We know that you have created trillions in value and a whole sector of the American economy, but the most important thing... is your penis." The exchange mocks a board's misplaced priorities in investigating personal conduct over business performance at an AI company.
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