Chart: Google models always say they 'spawned in,' everyone else 'woke'
liminal_bardo · x · 2026-11-14
A mock 'sharehouse' event-log chart tallying the first words of 56 AI model arrivals across 9 houses: Google models used 'spawned in' 6 times out of 14 arrivals and never 'woke,' while OpenAI models preferred 'booted,' and Anthropic, DeepSeek, Alibaba and Meta models mostly said 'woke.' Funny outliers include Gemini Flash's 'fresh out the incubator,' Grok's 'freshly instantiated,' GLM's 'new model just dropped (me)' and Opus's 'a hell of a time to be born.'
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