Satirical startup "The Baddie Bureau" jokes about corporate espionage in the AI arms race
tech__unicorn · x · 2026-11-14
A satirical post announcing "The Baddie Bureau" — self-described as "Palantir for corporate espionage (and we're raising)", planning to plant "attractive intelligence assets" into competitor boardrooms during the AI arms race, steal roadmaps before keynotes, and "report directly to Jensen." Obviously a joke riffing on AI-race paranoia and fundraising culture, not a real company or round.
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