Sabotage your competitor by convincing them to adopt SCRUM
tlakomy · x · 2026-11-13
A one-liner joke from engineer tlakomy: the best way to sabotage a competitor is to convince them to adopt SCRUM. It riffs on the long-running engineering meme that SCRUM's ceremonies and process overhead slow teams down more than they help.
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