"Jensen resigned": an X joke quips the biggest bottleneck was monogamy, not GPUs

Kyrannio · x · 2026-11-13

X user Kyrannio posted "Jensen resigned :(" followed by a punchline making clear it's a joke: after 30 years of eliminating bottlenecks, the man supposedly discovered the biggest one was monogamy. An AI-community meme, not a real NVIDIA personnel report.

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