The 'Jensen Affair Index': NVDA drops 8% per scandal, hits $0.01 after 118
HarveenChadha · x · 2026-11-12
A viral meme models NVIDIA's stock under the ongoing Jensen Huang scandal: starting at $173 with an 8% drop per "affair" (P(n)=173×0.92ⁿ), the price hits $75 after 10, $2.68 after 50, and under a cent after 118 — mathematically never reaching zero, but shareholders won't care. Trader Harveen Chadha (avg buy $80) says his math makes him confident enough to keep holding NVDA regardless.
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