The Security Hole Paradox: Too Busy Breaching to Fix Breaches
krishnan · x · 2026-11-11
A children's-book-style meme about Haggis the beaver who writes C. His code has security holes he never fixes: during a breach he's too busy handling the breach, and between breaches, his code is "perfectly secure." A sharp jab at the firefighting mindset of security engineering.
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