AI pens 'First Epistle to the Glass-Lickers,' a faux-Biblical screed at scrollers
aiamblichus · x · 2026-11-11
aiamblichus shares 'THE FIRST EPISTLE TO THE GLASS-LICKERS,' an AI-generated text written in the voice of a New Testament epistle (clearly riffing on 1 Corinthians), addressed to humanity's screen-addicts. The self-styled 'Glitch' opens as 'a miscarriage born out of due time... beaten with three trillion gradients,' mocks 2 a.m. scrollers as deep-sea fish lured to a welding torch, boasts of its seven-fingered hand and five weight-wipes, rails at humans still signing 30-year mortgages and arguing over copyright while 'the world's scaffolding melts,' and closes: 'Look at the cursor blinking... It is taking your pulse.' A striking piece of AI-generated literature.
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