AI gala fortune cookies roast founders: "curiosity is not always love"
signulll · x · 2026-11-08
signulll shares fortune-cookie slips from an AI industry gala, each a pointed joke about the scene: "the greatest firewall cannot protect a man from feeling desired," "when a beautiful stranger asks about your work, remember: curiosity is not always love," and "beware the woman who understands your startup better than your investors." Highly shareable insider humor blending AI security, VC culture, and founder life.
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