AI gala fortune cookies offer compute wisdom: may CUDA-X outlive your GPU depreciation
saranormous · x · 2026-11-07
saranormous shared fortune-cookie slips from an AI industry gala, each written as compute wisdom: "Blessed are those who can scale-up, scale-in, scale-out, and scale-across," "May CUDA-X forever let your GPUs outlive their depreciation schedules," and "A wise person knows inference is revenues" — with NVIDIA's CEO apparently speaking on stage in the background.
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