Nvidia event hands out compute-themed fortune cookies blessing your GPUs' depreciation schedules
saranormous · x · 2026-11-07
saranormous shared fortune cookies handed out at an Nvidia event (Jensen Huang apparently on stage in the background), each stuffed with compute-industry jokes:
- "Blessed are those who can scale-up, scale-in, scale-out, and scale-across."
- "May CUDA-X forever let your GPUs outlive their depreciation schedules."
- "A wise person knows ... is revenues." (punchline hidden in the fold)
Turning scaling, CUDA and depreciation economics into fortune-cookie wisdom is peak AI-industry comedy.
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